100 Plant Puns to Slay Your Instagram Feed

Get ready to add some silly stem-tainment to your conversations with these plant puns! Whether you're bonding with fellow green-thumbed friends or want to add a laugh to your Insta captions, these flowery, succulent, cactus and green thumb jokes are sure to leave everyone tickled green. So, grab your gardening gloves and get ready to have a rootin'-tootin' good time with this big bouquet of humor! #PlantPuns #GardenGiggles

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Iris you all the happiness in the world.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.

We should put our tulips together.

What’s up, buttercup?

Talk dirt to me.

I think of you everydaisy.

I lilac you.

I’m so thorny.

I love it when you call me big poppy.

You’re my best bud.

A peony for your thoughts…

Other Funny Botanist-Themed Puns

Don’t kale my vibe.

I’m a pot head.

I like big buds and I cannot lie.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photo-sympathize with it?

Time to celery-brate!

If you can’t beet them, join them.

I yam what I yam.

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Hope you had a blast reading these hilarious plant puns! If you've got a personal favorite that's not on this list, let's hear it in the comments section. tag & share your plant puns with us on @weareleafage 🌿

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