100 Plant Puns to Slay Your Instagram Feed


Get ready to add some silly stem-tainment to your conversations with these plant puns! Whether you're bonding with fellow green-thumbed friends or want to add a laugh to your Insta captions, these flowery, succulent, cactus and green thumb jokes are sure to leave everyone tickled green. So, grab your gardening gloves and get ready to have a rootin'-tootin' good time with this big bouquet of humor! #PlantPuns #GardenGiggles



Classic Plant Puns

You grow, girl!

You’re my bam-boo.

I’d never leaf you.

You make my heart skip a beet.

Aloe you vera much.

Wood you be mine?

Let me plant one on ya!

Our friendship is unbeleafable.

I’m very frond of you.

You had me at aloe.

My heart beets for you.

You are a spud muffin!

You are absolutely radishing.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

Herb Garden Puns

I’m kind of a big dill.

It’s party thyme.

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

Thistle be the best day ever!

Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

Long thyme no see.

We’re mint to be.

Good chives only.

I be-leaf in you!

Sweet chive of mind.

Cactus and Succulent Puns

I’m glad I pricked you.

You’re looking sharp.

Hope your birthday is on point.

Sup succa.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

Life would succ without you.

We make a prickly pear.

Let’s stick together.

I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”

I’m a succa for puns!

Everybody, romaine calm. This is not a drill.

I’ll never desert you.

You prickle my fancy.

Aloe darkness my old friend…


Funny Flower Puns

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.

We should put our tulips together.

What’s up, buttercup?

Talk dirt to me.

I think of you everydaisy.

I lilac you.

I’m so thorny.

I love it when you call me big poppy.

You’re my best bud.

A peony for your thoughts…

Other Funny Botanist-Themed Puns

Don’t kale my vibe.

I’m a pot head.

I like big buds and I cannot lie.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photo-sympathize with it?

Time to celery-brate!

If you can’t beet them, join them.

I yam what I yam.


Hope you had a blast reading these hilarious plant puns! If you've got a personal favorite that's not on this list, let's hear it in the comments section. tag & share your plant puns with us on @weareleafage 🌿


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