100 Plant Puns to Slay Your Instagram Feed

 

Get ready to add some silly stem-tainment to your conversations with these plant puns! Whether you're bonding with fellow green-thumbed friends or want to add a laugh to your Insta captions, these flowery, succulent, cactus and green thumb jokes are sure to leave everyone tickled green. So, grab your gardening gloves and get ready to have a rootin'-tootin' good time with this big bouquet of humor! #PlantPuns #GardenGiggles

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I’m kind of a big dill.

It’s party thyme.

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

Thistle be the best day ever!

Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

Long thyme no see.

We’re mint to be.

Good chives only.

I be-leaf in you!

Sweet chive of mind.

I've got a sage piece of advice for you.

I'm in a basil-ically good mood.

Let's turnip the beet!

You're a rosemary in a world of thyme.

I'm dill-lighted to know you.

I've got the parsley to your heart.

You mint so much to me.

Let's salsa-d your worries away.

I'm chili-n for your company.

You've got the zest factor.

I’m glad I pricked you.

You’re looking sharp.

Hope your birthday is on point.

Sup succa.

Pretty fly for a cacti.

Life would succ without you.

We make a prickly pear.

Let’s stick together.

I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”

I’m a succa for puns!

Everybody, romaine calm. This is not a drill.

I’ll never desert you.

You prickle my fancy.

Aloe darkness my old friend…

You're the succ to my culent.

You're aloe-vera good friend.

You're a real thorny topic.

Life's succulent with you around.

Are you a succulent? Because you're a rare find.

You're a prick-ture of perfection.

You've grown on me like a cactus in the desert.

You're a succulent slice of heaven.

You're sharp, just like a cactus.

Aloe, is it me you're looking for?

 

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.

We should put our tulips together.

What’s up, buttercup?

Talk dirt to me.

I think of you everydaisy.

I lilac you.

I’m so thorny.

I love it when you call me big poppy.

You’re my best bud.

A peony for your thoughts…

Daisy you'll be mine?

You're a bloomin' great friend.

Let's petal to the metal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at gardening, but not at loving you.

You're tulip-mendous.

I've got a lily bit of affection for you.

Don't tulip-t with my heart.

You're a sunflower in a field of weeds.

You're my floral fix.

You're my perennial partner.

Other Funny Botanist-Themed Puns

Don’t kale my vibe.

I’m a pot head.

I like big buds and I cannot lie.

If a plant is sad, do other plants photo-sympathize with it?

Time to celery-brate!

If you can’t beet them, join them.

I yam what I yam.

We're like two peas in a pod.

I'm fern-tastic.

You're my plant-tastic companion.

I'm a tree-mendous fan of yours.

Let's sprout some laughter.

You're the garden gnome to my heart.

I'm succulent-ly happy to know you.

You make me bleaf in the power of puns.

Let's turn over a new leaf together.

You're a thorn-tastic friend.

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Hope you had a blast reading these hilarious plant puns! If you've got a personal favorite that's not on this list, let's hear it in the comments section. tag & share your plant puns with us on @weareleafage 🌿

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